In today’s #WTFWednesday post, I ponder…. WTF happened to my life?
I remember a time not too long ago when “sneaking around” was something that you saw on soap operas, tabloid magazine covers and of course, Jerry Springer. It was dirty, it was sleazy and, for some people, it was an adventure. Now that I have a toddler, sneaking around is no longer about cheating on a lover in the wee hours of the morning. Sneaking around is now about cheating on your
diet health kick at six in the morning and bribing the munchkin so she doesn’t tell her father when he wakes up. :-\
“You didn’t see nuthin’, kid.”
“Mommy, do you SEE this! It’s a ME sized cupcake!”
“One does not simply enjoy a cupcake….”
Nom nom nom!
“It is totally okay to lick your fingers in this situation, honey.”
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing……”
Don’t judge me, I NEEDED that damn cupcake!!!! It called to me. The munchkin too. We’re pretty gangster. This is how we roll.
Giggles and Cupcake Kisses from me and Mohawk Tay!